An inexpensive way to measure fat content

"Next time you get out of a shower, grab a stopwatch and stand in front of a full-length mirror totally naked. Start the watch and stamp your foot on the floor as hard as you can. When stuff stops moving, punch the watch and check the time.

"I'm down to two days, three hours, and six minutes."

-- Ken Davis

This is how ridiculous it sounds to me, when I hear of people with 22-inch waists complaining that they are fat. Although, if you really do have a 22-inch waist and think you are fat, I should be more worried than sarcastic. I really should.