Anal McLooney

Elliot (distressed): Huh, I put all those flyers up and no one wants me to live with them!

J.D.: Oh come on, Elliot, I'm sure you'll eventually find a roommate who's a clean non-smoking vegetarian that rinses the shower thoroughly after each usage.

Elliot: Well, if you don't, it gets mildewy.

J.D.: You should live with my friend Anal McLooney.

-- Scrubs, Season 2, Episode 10 (My Monster)

Best show in the world. Elliot's the perfect roommate for my sister.