Finger stomach

You know how, sometimes, while shopping for accessories, you try on a ring or two for fun? ...Yeah.

Me (struggling): "Oh no! The ring is stuck! I can't get it off my finger!"

X: "Just twist it! Slowly..."

Me: "I can't! It's not twisting! It's not moving at all!"

X: "Okay okay, suck in your breath and hold it there!"

Me (incredulously): "That will make my finger skinnier?!"

X: "You have a better idea?!"