Milk vs Milk
KR was late for our biochem engineering lecture, so he borrowed my lecture notes to copy during the break...
KR (furrows his eyebrows while reading what I wrote, turns to me): "Wait, this must not be correct. What do you mean 'milk the patent'? Do you mean to say the patent of the milk?"
Me: "No. I mean 'milk the patent.'"
KR looked at me, more puzzled than ever.
Me: "I MEAN, you squeeze all the profits you can before the patent expires. MILK. THE. PATENT."
KR: "Ahhh! Sorry -- I was hungry."
Me: "..."
KR (furrows his eyebrows while reading what I wrote, turns to me): "Wait, this must not be correct. What do you mean 'milk the patent'? Do you mean to say the patent of the milk?"
Me: "No. I mean 'milk the patent.'"
KR looked at me, more puzzled than ever.
Me: "I MEAN, you squeeze all the profits you can before the patent expires. MILK. THE. PATENT."
KR: "Ahhh! Sorry -- I was hungry."
Me: "..."
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