Presumption
By reader request, because someone asked why I don't write anything about relationships "of the romantic kind," here we go. Fresh from the oven too, from Monday's lab session. My friends have no sense of propriety. Nor volume, for that matter.
Me (having trouble with some computer simulation): "This is ridiculous. I've tried everything. It won't work!"
Z (relishing the moment, no doubt): "I know, I know! Why don't you ask TERRY for help?"
AY (overhearing): "Haha, Terry! Oh my gosh, too bad we don't keep in touch with him."
Me: (Dead silent.)
AY: "OH MY GOSH, YOU KEEP IN TOUCH WITH TERRY?!"
Me: (Dead silent. Squirming.)
AY (hyperventilating): "OH MY GOSH, YOU'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH TERRY?!"
Me: "???"
***
(What do you mean this doesn't count?)
(For the record: I. AM. NOT.)
(Hi Terry. Sorry, we still call you Terry.)
***
Me (having trouble with some computer simulation): "This is ridiculous. I've tried everything. It won't work!"
Z (relishing the moment, no doubt): "I know, I know! Why don't you ask TERRY for help?"
AY (overhearing): "Haha, Terry! Oh my gosh, too bad we don't keep in touch with him."
Me: (Dead silent.)
AY: "OH MY GOSH, YOU KEEP IN TOUCH WITH TERRY?!"
Me: (Dead silent. Squirming.)
AY (hyperventilating): "OH MY GOSH, YOU'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH TERRY?!"
Me: "???"
***
(What do you mean this doesn't count?)
(For the record: I. AM. NOT.)
(Hi Terry. Sorry, we still call you Terry.)
***
posted by Laughingcow at 1:32 am
10 Comments:
This doesn't count. There's nothing romantic about it.
Okay, maybe there is. The long distance element. Haha.
O2
!!!
That was fast.
This is about as romantic as this blog will get. Which is very NOT! ;)
Haha. How did your friends come up with that conclusion?
Sigh. If only I knew!
1) Hello!!! Romance??? Am I reading rite???
2) I am NOT Terry. NOT! NOT! NOT! I protest!!!
3) Z deserves to be spanked...
4) What's that picture insinuating? Terry the friendly 笨笨 dog???
5) !@#$%^&*()
My point exactly.
And the picture is not insinuating anything lah. Is someone being too sensitive? ;)
*giggle*
isn't it weird to have your teacher reading your blog? hmm..
i demand more stories of the friend who peels grapes for you (whom u ignore) or the Mogu guy or that hansem doktor.
mwahahahahaha.
Eh... how did the rumours about Vandice being Terry come about? I mean I vaguely remember reading it in a post.
And your friend is being irrational. Keep in contact = having an affair meh? Haha. I've already said you have very funny (but cool) friends. :D
lyn: EX-teacher lah. Well, I suppose as long as I don't write anything to get me suspended, I'm fine. ;) Anyway, there's nothing a little flattery won't fix. :p
a.l.: Now there are DEMANDS?! Haha, nothing about the doctor, because I haven't been sick (yay!), but I will try my best to think of stories about Q (grape peeler) and Mr Mogu. Haven't seen them much these past few months, yikes. :p
Mr Moron: Story here. :)
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