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For Photo Friday. (Someday I'll get it in on time.)

So cute; how could I resist trying Campbell's SpaghettiOs?

Having done so now, however, I would not recommend this to anyone. The first word that comes to mind: gross. Beyond that, you can work it out in your own imagination.

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This photo was taken a couple of weeks ago, when X came over; not just to eat SpaghettiOs -- to catch up or something, I don't remember. (She liked the SpaghettiOs though.)

She spotted my lab coat hanging on my clothes rack, and insisted on trying it on to "pretend to be a doctor." Putting it on gingerly, and filled with sudden empowerment, she whipped my stuffed cow off my shelf.

"I'm going to perform surgery on him," she declared authoritatively, then dissolved into a fit of giggles. Very convincing.



Yes, with a pair of scissors.

Unfortunately, the operation didn't go too well, and Moo Moo's heart stopped beating, prompting X to start compressions...



But he died anyway. :( (Because, you know, he wasn't alive to begin with.)

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The moral of the story here is that a lab coat does not a doctor make.



And I guess the difference is that real doctors don't take photos of themselves in their coat. Especially not in a public toilet.