All in a day's work
(Alternative title: "What were the chances?")
Yesterday, I...
(a) spilled mango juice all over myself in school
(b) fell down the stairs
(c) killed the ringing function of my mobile phone
(d) stabbed myself in the thigh with a penknife
No, they were not on my To Do List.
Yesterday, I...
(a) spilled mango juice all over myself in school
(b) fell down the stairs
(c) killed the ringing function of my mobile phone
(d) stabbed myself in the thigh with a penknife
No, they were not on my To Do List.
posted by Laughingcow at 1:09 am
18 Comments:
poor dear.. *hug*
did they all happen at the same time?
aiyoh! how in the world did (4) happen??? hope the bruises will heal soon.
(actually i tend to do things like that too, maybe it's our big feet. =P).
(c) was a result of (b), which was a result of (a). :( (d) is somewhat related but took place some hours later when I was trying to open my new CD with a penknife... my mom crept up behind me, wanting to rub my bruise, but I got a great big shock, and some random flailing of arms resulted in the penknife going into my thigh! Gah.
a.l., I thought big feet supposed to be more stable?? More stable = less clumsy?? :p
And thanks for the sympathy, guys. My friends' first reactions were to LAUGH lor.
no no, big feet get in the way and you tend to trip over them. or clip your ankles. or something like that. =)
(you know about the time i fell with an almighty bang onto the hard concrete floor at colbar, taking along with it, a handphone, and i got myself five bruises, one scar?)
Ah, that explains it! :p I remember you had a bad fall some time ago. Gah, how??
that is one heck of a scary bruise. and a penknife? double ouch!!!
erm.. get well soon?
"stabbed" sounds bad. Ouch.
Apply some medication to the bruise. Heat rub or something. But then rubbing it will be lagi ouch!
lyn: It's gotten bigger and darker. Maybe I should start documenting its size and colour. =\ But thanks, I'll be okay lah. ;)
lancerlord: The penknife pierced my thigh somewhat perpendicularly, hence "stabbed." ;) Maybe I'll put a warm towel on it tomorrow, but no rubbing! That was how the stab came about to begin with!
urm, cos stairs were not built for cows with 4 legs who laugh all day and feed on cheese?
Muahahahahaha...
Ouch! Leave the bruise be. Keep it warm at night (wear long pants or cover with blanket.
You poor thing...
i had something like that once when i was still in school (the colours look v.familiar) - vaguely recall it happened when i was looking at some girls and fell down the stairs.
do get well soon; and btw, i think it's a great idea to document the size and colour.;)
u know what u need? This thing called Zam Bak...
Dang. It must have been a really bad day for all those things to happen.
Vandice: Huh, why must keep warm? (To everyone else: For an example of people who laugh at my misfortune, please see Vandice's comments!)
BoY: "i think it's a great idea to document the size and colour." You sadist! And I wasn't looking at boys (or girls), but I did once walk into a pile of garbage bags because I was distracted by... er, nevermind. Story for another time. :p
Woof!: I know, everyone keeps telling me that, but I really hate the smell of Zambuk, or medicated balms in general. :( I don't feel like adding nausea to my list of ailments. Hur hur.
Zen|th: I used to think falling down in school was embarrassing enough... =\
Aiyoh, keep warm then the blood will flow... The bruise recovers faster tt way... Okie?
*pat pats* get well soon.
Vandice: Oh, yah lah. Warm towel lah, that should be good enough? :)
lyn: Thanks, hon. :) I'll be okay lah.
ouch!!!!!
:) It's a lot better now.
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