Posterior peril
While queuing up at the drinks stall, AY drops her mobile phone. She hurriedly picks it up.
AY: "Oh no! I hope it isn't spoilt!"
Me: "Try using your phone to call me, just to check that it's working."
AY: "Okay."
She proceeds to dial my number.
AY: "Where is your phone? Is it ringing?"
Me: "Oops, it's on vibration mode, in the back pocket (of my jeans)." (Both my hands were full.)
AY: "Oh. Well, is your butt vibrating?!"
Before I can respond, she grabs my butt...
Me (more than a little alarmed): "WHAT THE..."
AY (relieved, presumably at feeling my phone vibrate): "Oh good, it's still working."
Several passers-by who'd witnessed that last bit of our exchange threw me a dirty look. I don't want to know what they were thinking.
AY: "Oh no! I hope it isn't spoilt!"
Me: "Try using your phone to call me, just to check that it's working."
AY: "Okay."
She proceeds to dial my number.
AY: "Where is your phone? Is it ringing?"
Me: "Oops, it's on vibration mode, in the back pocket (of my jeans)." (Both my hands were full.)
AY: "Oh. Well, is your butt vibrating?!"
Before I can respond, she grabs my butt...
Me (more than a little alarmed): "WHAT THE..."
AY (relieved, presumably at feeling my phone vibrate): "Oh good, it's still working."
Several passers-by who'd witnessed that last bit of our exchange threw me a dirty look. I don't want to know what they were thinking.
posted by Laughingcow at 9:59 pm
7 Comments:
hilarious!
time to move your phone to the front pocket...
She'd still be able to grab misleading parts of my anatomy... :\
Dang. She must have been really worried about her phone. Haha. Still, a girl grabbing another girl's butt is something that you don't see everyday, so if only I had seen it. Hahahahaha. =P
AY didn't think she was doing something wrong? I wlda give a million bucks to have seen your face turn red again!
LOL!
Zen|th: Haha, actually I do believe it goes on quite a bit in girls' schools, but I guess that's why you don't see it! ;)
Vandice: My face didn't turn red this time. Guess that only means that I'm used to being embarrassed by my friends. :\ And yes, AY thought that was perfectly acceptable public behaviour. ;)
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